Ok- it’s time to talk about Anthony Weiner’s sexting partner Sydney Leathers and how she is milking every minute of her fifteen minutes after the fugly politician (aka Carlos Danger in the chatrooms) suffered his second (and probably not last) sexting scandal. After announcing she was gonna do a porn, she released an online blog with a ten-point plan should you also want to have an affair/sexual relationship with a politician– cause we ALL want to do that. She suggests stroking his ego– shocker– and “indulge his crazy alter-ego, and whatever you do, don’t laugh at him.” Um if “Carlos … Continue reading Sydney Leathers to release song called “Weinerizer”
Kevin McAllister…your face now…WOOF. From the greasy attempt at a ponytail to the red nail polish and Goodwill shirt, nothing about this look says, “I’m doing GREAT.” In a classic case of child star turns into cracked out cross-dresser, Macaulay Culkin was recently seen in Paris on Saturday at the 50th Foire du Trone Opening Night at Pelouse De Reuilly. I guess he missed the memo that the “heroine-chic” fad was so 1995. If Kevin McAllister can defend his home from Marv and Harry, how much harder could it be to … Continue reading Macaulay Culkin then and now.
I think the best part of this is the Facebooker’s comment: “I just got through a bag of gummy bears. Now I can’t stop thinking about where to find a REAL bear to eat!” Hysteria. Daily Caller reports on this important and much needed anti-candy legislation: In an effort to stop youngsters from picking up a tobacco habit, city inspectors have ordered as small Minnesota soda shop to stop selling its popular candy cigarettes and bubblegum cigars. According to the Star Tribune, Lynden’s Soda Fountain pulled the fake smokes after officials said the store would face a misdemeanor citation and a $500 fine for … Continue reading Candy cigarettes outlawed in Minnesota
Where are the parents?! Everyone knows tongue rings are for one reason only, and it isn’t to taste food better. Continue reading Willow Smith gets a (fake) tongue ring
Classic case of “where are the parents?!” This looks like a lineup of Toddlers in Tiaras rejects, particularly the five-year-old 80s hooker. Continue reading Katy Perry brings appropriately-dressed mini-me groupies to awards show
This boy will be SO dateable in 20 years. Continue reading TIME is running out of tricks
After drinking what I’m sure were virgin sweet tea vodkas, Miley Cyrus was seen posing suggestively with this here penis cake at boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s birthday party. Perhaps more important than to why a 19 year old was getting … Continue reading Miley Cyrus getting down with a penis cake.
Where are the parents?! Taking down the corporate structure, one toddler at a time. From the Washington Examiner: A man is facing child cruelty charges after his 13-month-old daughter was found alone in a tent in the Occupy DC camp … Continue reading Baby abandoned at OWS DC
Leave it to French people to make toddlers look sexier than me. I can’t wait til Bratz dolls have rhinestone cigs and monogrammed flasks! I would have loved one of those as a kid. Continue reading Sexy four-year-olds! What could go wrong?
Barf. As a general rule of thumb, your breasts shouldn’t be 5x the size of your head plus a baby elephant. Appearing today on the British show, This Morning, was Minneapolis stripper/woman with the largest breasts in the world, … Continue reading Deluded stripper thinks size 164XXX boobs are a good idea.