He pooped his pants. His pooped his pants at the White House and felt the need to share this with the world in a recent interview with Dateline and Nancy Snyderman. He says: “When you have a bypass and your bowels [have] been reconstructed, you think you’re pretty safe. And I probably went off and ate something I wasn’t supposed to. And as I’m walking to the press room … I gotta pass a little gas here. I’m walking by myself. Who’s gonna know? Only a little something extra came out.” TMI? An (assumably) bewildered Snyderman says: “You pooped in … Continue reading Al Roker did WHAT at the White House?!
Guess a concert goer got lucky at the singer’s concert in Sydney on Tuesday. But seriously, why does he have a fan’s camera and why is he photographing his junk. According to The Sun: “An audience member said … Continue reading Enrique Iglesias takin some dick pics.
Here’s Kelis wearing what can only be described as a proud gay smurf’s wig paired with Shauna Sand’s favorite beach shoes and a disco-themed bodysuit. Thank GOODNESS for the underboob harness, or this outfit would have been all wrong. Continue reading Bossy smurf
I love me some Barbie, but wtf is Mattel pulling here? Via DailyMail: Oversexualised? Monster High doll Clawdeen Wolf must dedicate time to removing her excess hair Its makers claim it embraces imperfections, but a new doll range aimed at … Continue reading New skanky dolls are definitely fostering a good self image.
VOMIT. Some deranged owner of ice cream shop The Icreamists in London decided it would be a great and extremely safe idea to introduce breast milk ice cream. For 14 pounds a scoop. Before local officials confiscated the goods, the … Continue reading London ice cream parlor tries to sell breast milk ice cream.
Speaking of fisticuffs, WTF Vandy Commodore? Via MSNBC (the only way a major news source will ever cover Vanderbilt athletics is apparently violence?!): Apparently it’s a bit frustrating being a commodore in a landlocked state. Such is the lot of … Continue reading Vanderbilt Commodore mascot goes crazy on someone
If you’re looking for a timeless souvenir to celebrate the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, look no further. Condom company, Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction, has released the following statement regarding their new product: “Crown Jewels Royal Wedding … Continue reading Royal Condoms?